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Now we know how Prince is managing to keep his London shows so cheap, he's fleecing American hedge fund managers instead. The Wall Street Journal explains the concept of the $15, 000 gig ticket.
How well are the Kaiser Chiefs doing in America? Erm, not all that great if Idolator's chart of cultural irrelevancy is anything to go by...
New stuff from trendy people's favourite trendy people who conjure up mental images of a squirrel on drums, Animal Collective.
For anyone who digs that whole North Beach Virginia crack slinging rap scene - here's Clipse guesting on a low, bumping track by RnBlette Natasha which, sadly, may yet have to change its name as it's the same as Ne Yo's massive hit of last year.
Ever wondered how Kurt Cobain would look as an angel? Well it turns out the advertising agency with the Doc Marten's account got there before you.
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