The Guardian Unlimited Music team does not necessarily endorse the following links in the second round of the French election:
· Nicolas Sarkozy is so excited about his first round win, he's disco dancing and moonwalking and breakdancing, etc.
· Is Patrick Wolf quitting music? Check out this post on his fan message board: "I have made a decision, my final concert will be this november, a retrospective with an orchestra in London. I am not sure wether there will be anymore public communications after that, Infact I am pretty sure there will be none." It's either real or someone is pretending to be him... But who has ever heard of someone pretending to be someone else on the internet?
· The first words out of Tori Amos's mouth in this Dutch TV interview? "I have a 12-inch cock." In-ter-est-ing...
· From one hard man of rock to another. well, sort of. Henry Rollins interviews Marilyn Manson.
· Timbaland, Justin Timberlake and Jay Z together at last! Unfortunately, it's not really all that good.
· Their debut single, Love Ya!, was a birrova flop, despite a reasonable amount of hype. Now Unklejam are back with another high-production-value single with a similarly expensive video to accompany it. Do you dig their interstellar funk operas? Or is there just only so much soulful squealing you can take? Oh, and see if you reckon the comments on the end are genuine or not.
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