Morning campers! Hungry?
· Word magazine have voted Mariah Carey the worst singer in the world, but she has bigger fish to fry.
· Britney posts weird but quite funny message on her website: the world's media think it is another "cry for help". Popjustice sees the light, however.
· Lily Allen has tired of banging on about being an alcoholic until someone writes a story on it and has taken on "gay" websites for not caring about Darfur. Or something.
· QOTSA opening at Wireless festival.
· Ohmigod!!! Kill us now.
· First up: Nick Lowe ringtones. Placido Domingo, Bach and Joe Dolce to follow suit.
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