"Listen to the internet," my grandfather used to say, "and the internet will listen to you." He died in the Second World War, so no one understood what he meant at the time. If only they had listened.
Anyway, here are your daily music-related links:
· 50 Cent attempts to tackle his misogyny with the help of Dustin Hoffman...
· ... Then threatens to quit music if Kanye West sells more albums than him on September 11. Fiddy!
· Watch a vintage Tony Wilson interview from "not bleak" Hulme.
· A man was beaten up for singing a Coldplay song in Seattle. Discuss.
· Lily Allen gets a sick note for festival no-shows. Let's hope her Mum remembered to sign it.
· Devendra Banhart is premiering two tracks a day on his MySpace page. What will he premiere today? Nobody knows! Execept Devendra, of course.
Got links? Send 'em to kelly.nestruck@guardian.co.uk.
