Frank Lampard | The Gallery

'On closer inspection, there seemed something different about the Statue of Liberty following Frank Lampard's Chelsea departure,' points out Bill Wilkinson Photograph: Jerry Driendl/Photomontage

'After a few years living on an American diet, Frank Lampard had to face those "Fat Frank" taunts again,' chuckles Matt Byron Photograph: Photomontage

'Lampard was no fool and, after a questionable visit to the Statue of Liberty, he was 99% sure that he hadn’t arrived in New York,' parps Gavin Harrison Photograph: Photomontage

'Lamps swaps one "shade" of blue for another. Still not very bright,' puns Bobby Walnut to within an inch of his life Photograph: Photomontage

'Frank was learning how to use the local landmarks to score his famously deflected long range strikes,' reckons Neil Waters Photograph: Photomontage

'Poor old Lamps don't seem to know where he is or who he's playing for …' reckons Christopher Fagg Photograph: Photomontage