Yet again Lost in Showbiz must salute our darling friends at chickendinner for furnishing us with a hot! hot! hot! football exclusive, in the form of an amusing document we imagine is probably only the half of Frank Lampard's endlessly absorbing contract demands of the club he could walk regretfully away from AT ANY TIME.
"Mr Lampard is to be provided in his dressing room with a fresh, sealed flask of CKin2U aftershave splash," reads a personal favourite, "Paco Rabanne BlackXS balm or Giorgio Beverly Hills - Wings for Men for each game, home and away."
Of course, following his ragingly insecure interview with the Times on Monday, we could have entirely predicted Frank's need to get all his manscaping needs nailed down in writing. But there's plenty of esoterica, so do enjoy it.
