Franck Ribéry

"Franck in stein," guffaws Paul Berry, who we fear may have been waiting to use this pun for some time. Photograph: n/a

Sir Alex Ferguson looks nearly as alarmed as we were at the sight of Franck's moobs in Tim Sinclair's effort. Photograph: n/a

If you think too long about Tony Hewitt's effort, you'll find it's terrifyingly accurate Photograph: n/a

"The Castillian prince Pérez could not bear for Ribéryunzel to be locked up in the Munchen Tower any longer," parps Brian Corcoran Photograph: n/a

Keith Lyons's entry is so brilliant we fear that it can only be either the culmination of a lifetime's work or callously lifted from another website Photograph: n/a

"Despite saying there would be no more signings, Sir Alex still managed to pull off a major transfer coup," chortles Neil Pollock Photograph: n/a

Luke McCarthy's vision of Florentino Pérez is more than a tad disturbing ... Photograph: n/a

"Franckie goes to Hollywood," titters Tom Topoll Photograph: n/a

Drew Wright isn't convinced that Franck's face will draw quite as many fans to the Santiago Bernabéu as Cristiano Ronaldo's did Photograph: n/a

Beyond the fact that footballers like cars, we honestly don't know what Rob Moline's effort is getting at Photograph: n/a

"Jorge Valdano was bound to lose another £70m on lost imaging rights," chuckles John Barry Photograph: n/a

"Is Frank Ribery (in the white away kit, of course) the first Frenchman to take Germany by storm for 200 years?" ponders Rob Moline Photograph: n/a

Some people spend hours on their Photoshop creations, minutely altering the fonts to get that realistic look. Not Howard Jones Photograph: n/a

"'Ach, I'm sure there was someone else I was meant to sign' - Fergie's memory gets a bit hazy in his old age," titters Tom Nycz-Losi Photograph: n/a

"You pay it for them and you can pay it for me! For Galáctico sakes! PAY IT AGAIN, ZIZOU," bellows our hero in Bob Basi's entry Photograph: n/a