A former sex worker has revealed what a man's job says about their performance in bed.
Amanda Goff - who went by the name Samantha X - worked as a high class escort in Australia for six years until she quit the industry in December 2017.
Amanda said, 'like most escorts out there', she doesn't see the men she slept with as 'fat or ugly' - and instead sees the 'heart and soul that lies underneath.'
Writing for News.com.au , the 44-year-old single mum says what they do for a living is a much stronger indicator of what they will be like in bed.
In what she calls a 'tongue firmly in cheek' piece, this is how she rates some of the most popular professions...
Samantha says coppers are 'tough, funny and down to Earth' - but the sex is usually over fairly quickly and they're always tired.
She added: "They promise you they will wear their uniform one day, but they never do as they’re too scared of getting caught."
Lawyers
Lawyers offer a 'debaucherous' night as 'their penchant for kinky sex never fails,' Samantha says.
She said they also tell good stories and dress well - but brands them 'psychopaths'.
Doctors/surgeons
She accuses doctors of having a "God complex" and says many fall in love very easily.
She adds: "They have great stories, and good at foreplay (which you would hope so, as they know human bodies inside out)."
Bankers
She doesn't have a lot of praise for bankers and describes them as 'the same ilk as lawyers except minus the charm and humour,' she says
She also says they have huge egos, they're often in debt and: "Sex is usually a flop due to too much booze."
Accountants
Accountants apparently like to spice up their 'dull' lives with seeing several escorts at a time.
Samantha says they always being chocolates to dates and are more humble than lawyers.
But she warns to never get them talking about tax.
IT workers
If you're looking for a man who's "good with their hands", Samantha recommends the IT industry.
She says they are the most common client, adding: "Don’t ask them about their jobs as there is a real risk they might actually tell you.
"They love a cuddle, foreplay and smell nice".
Builders and plumbers
She says they are all "pussy cats" in the bedroom and can't believe they look sexy in their "neons."
They are honest and she only meets ones that are single as they 'don't believe in cheating.'
But she says they often don't stay long and while they 'try to do foreplay' they get 'too over excited' when theysee a woman naked.
Celebs
Samantha doesn't have a lot of good things to say about celebrities describing them as 'the worst.'
She said they are often depressed, egocentric and insecure.
She added: "It’s true what they say: the sex is never like it is in the movies."
And finally, while it not really a job, Samantha says Criminals are ' true gentlemen behind closed doors.'
She describes them as 'very shy in the bedroom' and says they are very respectful towards women and extremely generous.
