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Yes, Football Weekly is back to preview the new Premier League season, with Sean Ingle and Gregg Roughley joining James and Barry to shoot the breeze over each team's chances. Predictions abound, so keep this edition safe to beat us with later in the year.
We'll also take a look at the big transfers and events in France and Spain, courtesy of Ligue 1 correspondent Ben Lyttleton and the irrepressible Sid Lowe.
Plus: what happened on Gregg's stag do? Barry gives us a full report. You have been warned.
Your comments, as ever, are welcomed below. Along with your predictions for the season ahead.