James Richardson (not the darts player, unfortunately) takes you through the fallout from the weekend's Premier League.
Barry's back, with plenty to say about Blackburn Rovers - so we've put it in part three just to keep you on tenterhooks. He's joined by Raphael Honigstein on the Bundesliga and James Horncastle on Serie A and the ongoing corruption scandal.
Sid Lowe plays fast and loose with recording protocol and takes to a train whilst reporting on the weekend's La Liga action. Tunnels and confusion ensues.
Topics up for discussion today include: the Basel conspiracy, why Man City won't win the title and whether Blackburn-Bolton is a must-win for Owen Coyle, too.
Oh, and we've won an award. Which is nice. If you can bare to do it, leave your comments below.