Wouldn't you know it. We delayed Football Weekly for 24 hours to take in Chelsea's trip to Manchester United, and Mou's men and Moyes' boys play out the dullest of nil-nils.
Never mind, Max Rushden is here along with Barry Glendenning, Fernando Duarte and James Horncastle do their level best to jazz things up by reflecting on Cardiff's victory over Manchester City and the rest of the shocks in an otherwise unshocking round of Premier League fixtures. Plus, we look ahead to the week's Capital One Cup ties, rejoice at the return of Serie A, and compare Kolo Touré's posterior to Hulk's large rear end.
AC Jimbo's back in charge on Thursday, along with Rafa Honigstein and Philippe Auclair. We'll see you then.
