Twas the day before the night before Christmas, when all through the pod
Not a creature was stirring, not even James Horncastle, Paul Doyle or Jacob [Steinberg].
The puns were hung by AC Jimbo with care,
In hopes that Sid Lowe soon would be there.
The Premier League fans were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Vincent Tan danced in their heads.
And Tim Sherwood in his 'kerchief, and I - Producer Ben - in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.
Etc, etc. Anyway, we're back on Friday 27 December. Until then, have yourself a very merry Christmas.
