James Richardson and his fellow podsters review the weekend's action from the FA Cup, Italy, Spain and the African Cup of Nations and look ahead to the week's Premier League programme.
Kevin McCarra and Barry "Norman" Glendenning do a turn as film critics, Sean Ingle recounts his near-death experience on the streets of London and Brian Oliver reveals his tummy trouble in Africa.
There's still time to address some of the burning issues of the day: is Berti Vogts the worst international manager ever? Was Derby's performance against Preston the most inept ever by a Premier League outfit? And will Fabio Capello have the nerve to drop David Beckham from his first England squad?
Sid Lowe is on the line from Spain to talk more about his exclusive Capello story, Real Madrid's ambitions for the Champions League and the woe facing three-time losers Atlético Madrid.