Paul Doyle is joined by Barry Glendenning, John Ashdown and James Richardson in Moscow to debate and discuss: a showpiece final; John Terry's penalty technique; fighter jets; how to treat slappers; and Avram Grant's replacement at Chelsea.
All this, plus a look ahead to a play-off finals weekend, and Ewan Murray joins us on the line to fill us in on the last day of the SPL season, and a slow and painful death for Gretna.
And for the cherry on top, a selection of the highlights and lowlifes of the Football Weekly season.