Today's Football Weekly Extraaa features the combined talents of AC Jimbo, Barry Glendenning and Jacob Steinberg as we get up to speed with a surprisingly eyebrow-raising midweek in the Premier League, with wins for Crystal Palace over Everton, Manchester City drawing at home to Sunderland, and – get this – a win for Arsenal.
Next, we hear from Sid Lowe about Gareth Bale's starring role in the Copa del Rey final and round up a week of bleating and fish-based protests from across the continent.
Finally – because you definitely didn't ask for it – we bring you more astounding facts about Fulham goalkeeper David Stockdale.
There's no paper review this week, but we will be back on Easter Monday, so see you then and why not waste some time here instead. You don't even have to be Irish.
