Yay! It's international break time, so plump up a cushion as AC Jimbo, Amy Lawrence, John Ashdown and Paul Doyle struggle to fill half an hour with quality football chat.
We start by mulling over England's trip to Moldova as qualification for the 2016 World Cup kicks off. Exactly.
Next, there's a bit of transfer business to mop up, like Michael Owen's move to Stoke, Alessandro Del Piero heading to Australia, and Zenit St Petersburg splurging mega-bucks on Porto's Hulk.
Finally, we discuss the farcical Africa Cup of Nations qualifiers, before rounding up with a bit of nonsense about Dave Gahan and Inspector Montalbano.
And if that's not enough, here's AC Jimbo's European football papers review.
