It's an untried formula on today's Football Weekly Extra, but we think you'll agree that a touch of AC Jimbo with a pinch of Sean Ingle, a smidgen of Scott Murray and a massive great dollop of Iain Macintosh equals big audio dynamite.
We start by addressing the entirely unshocking removal of David Moyes from the manager's office at Manchester United, and wonder where he and the club go from here.
Next, Sid Lowe helps us make sense of the two Champions League semi-finals, with Bayern Munich beaten by Real Madrid and Chelsea stinking the joint out against Atlético Madrid.
Finally, we look forward to the weekend in the Premier League, including Sunderland's do-or-die clash with Cardiff, Aston Villa's equally serious game with Swansea, and Liverpool's title-decider match with Chelsea's reserves.
The paper review is back in business on Friday morning, and we'll be with you again on Monday, so see you then.
