James Richardson has James Horncastle, Tom Lutz and Jacob Steinberg for this edition of Football Weekly Extra, which is brought to you by the letter C.
We start with the Champions League and Celtic, conquerors of Barcelona, and Chelsea, who out-Brazilian-ed Shakhtar Donestk. Just.
It wasn't such good news for Manchester City, who again were made to look like chumps in Europe's top competition, this time by Ajax.
Then it's over to south London to marvel at the triumphs of Ian Holloway's table-topping Crystal Palace and Charlton, 5-4 winners over Cardiff.
Sid Lowe and Ewan Murray join us on the phone, and there's plenty of Premier League previews and other nonsense besides.
And look, here's an arty picture of Tim Howard in a towel, and someone the kids call Soulja Boy