On today's Football Weekly, AC Jimbo's shootin' the breeze with Barry Glendenning, Barney Ronay and Paul MacInnes, and there's much to discuss.
First up, we deal with the crises at Chelsea and Arsenal, both of which would no doubt be solved by bringing in smiling Uncle Avram Grant – but unfortunately for Chelsea fans, he's only friends with their squillionaire owner.
Next, we vacuum up the rest of the action in the Premier League, including Norwich's upturn in form, QPR's winless streak, and Manchester United's wobbly defence.
Finally, Sid Lowe tells us about José Mourinho's attempts to quell the unrest of the Real Madrid faithful; house partying with a 16-year-old Kate Moss; and Liam Ridgewell's bum note.
And if the news that Michael Cox is with us on Thursday's show doesn't make you smile, this will.
