Joining James Richardson in the pod this week are Barry Glendenning and Barney Ronay who, rather aptly, come to blows over Joey Barton.
Raphael Honigstein completes the line-up with his view on the Bundesliga: where the high-pitch whines of supporters is now considered a form of abuse.
Plus we go live to Sid Lowe at the unveiling of Cesc Fábregas in Barcelona – timed almost too perfectly with a Bank Holiday – and James Dart drops by to break down some of the early-season action in the Championship.
Comments, thoughts and feelings on the start of the season are all welcome below.