Strap yourself in for a 45-minute show without a single pun as Max Rushden hosts this edition of Football Weekly, joined by Barry Glendenning and Pauls MacInnes and Doyle.
We start with Chelsea's 6-0 destruction of Arsenal and the performance of referee Andre Marriner, who only went and sent off the wrong player. Oops! That result leaves the Gunners' season once again in the bucket marked 'crisis', while Chelsea happily added to their goal difference – but they're still some way short of the totals accrued thus far by Liverpool, 6-3 winners at Cardiff, and Manchester City, 5-0 spankers of Fulham.
Next up, we turn out attention to Europe. Sid Lowe gives his take on a typically calm clásico, and we analyse the draws for the Champions League and the Europa League quarter-finals. Yes, the Europa League, people.
Finally, we round up all the news from the bottom of the Premier League and look forward to a midweek round of fixtures featuring the Manchester derby and Liverpool taking on Sunderland.
