James Richardson, Barry Glendenning, Sean Ingle and James Dart discuss the Bullard-inspired beating handed out to Aston Villa at Craven Cottage and the ongoing amusement being provided by Newcastle United's maestros of mirth.
Meanwhile in Africa - the continent, not the Toto power ballad of the same name - an exceedingly chipper Paul Doyle talks African Cup of Nations quarter-finals, while in Spain, there's Sid Lowe's answering machine. All this, plus a look ahead to this week's internationals. Plus some Italian stuff. And a couple of other things.
