Crazier than Britney Spears wielding a pair of hair clippers and more illustrious than Elton John's post-Oscars party, it's Football Weekly from Guardian Unlimited.
In today's pod, James Richardson will be strolling down football's red carpet to the Carling Cup final, looking at the nominations for best Champions League match of last week, and crying with joy and pain for the winners and losers in the Championship, asking ourselves who will be The Departed.
Plus, without the need for a 45-second acceptance speech, we've got Sid Lowe on Spain, Kevin McCarra, Paul Doyle, James Dart and Barry Glendenning on just about everything else.
All that, and probably some more, on Football Weekly from Guardian Unlimited.
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