Hello. Here it is then, another Football Weekly from Guardian Unlimited. James Richardson is joined podside by Kevin McCarra, the returning Sean Ingle and the lovely Barry Glendenning.
This week: how come Rooney rocks for Man U but can't score for England? Will Chelsea threaten for the Premiership title? What is Thierry Henry's problem? Are Spurs rubbish? Should size zero models be allowed on to the catwalk?
Oh, and there's more... Sid Lowe is on the blower from Madrid, with news on David Beckham's return to the pitch and some interesting Lowe lore. Plus, there's James's Italy update, Barry's Watford obsession and a bit of European chat.
Blog your football views below. Easy on the existentialism this week, please. Thank you.
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