Bayern Munich have a cob on. They’re after Leroy Sané and Callum Hudson-Odoi, but nothing’s happening. They need to get a grip. The Rumour Mill wasn’t happening either until 10 minutes ago, due to an almighty rota cock-up. It happens.
Leroy Sané and Callum Hudson-Odoi are still not going to Bayern, as things stand. But here’s the Mill! You lucky people!!!
In other Tommy Trinder-related news … the internet kids can’t get enough of this … Arsenal still haven’t bought Kiernan Tierney, though they’d like to .... Manchester United don’t fancy packing off Romelu Lukaku on loan to Internazionale, preferring a ££££ deal ... but popularity’s Ed Woodward does like the idea of the midfielder Ilay Elmkies of Hoffenheim. However, Manchester City are also in the market for him, so.
Tottenham like the Saint-Étienne defender – and Arsenal target – William Saliba, while Crystal Palace are in for Nice winger and subeditor’s dream Allan Saint-Maximin.
To be honest, we owe you a click. But this is life. Come back Monday. Enjoy Friday!
