Mario Balotelli has no future at Liverpool. Bologna want him.
Rickie Lambert has no future at Liverpool. West Brom want him.
The Mill has no future at Liverpool. No one wants the Mill.
But Liverpool want Real Madrid’s Asier Illarramendi! And they might get him!
Sunderland’s Connor Wickham is heading to Crystal Palace for £8m. Remember when he was good for five minutes?
Bournemouth are going to sign Palace’s Glenn Murray.
Manchester United will offer Everton Jonny Evans in exchange for John Stones. They’re doing them a bargain!
Ángel di María is jetting off to Paris Saint-Germain. That worked out well, didn’t it?
And Arsenal legend Joel Campbell is inching closer to a move to Palermo.
