Sing it Tony. Photograph: PA
That Budget reaction in full:
Tories: They'll raise taxes. Labour: They'll cut spending. Lib Dems: How about a nice cup of tea?
Blog election campaign legal boffin draws attention to the Representation of the People Act.
SNP: This budget is bad for Scotland. Plaid Cymru: This budget is bad for Wales. Others: This budget is bad.
And what about us? Well, having made use of this nifty Budget calculator, the blog discovers itself to be 4 pounds and 64 pence per week better off under His Gordonship of Brown.
Clearly we are not drinking and smoking enough.