Festival style

Laughing boy flaunts skull and cross bones man-leggings. A lesson in how not to pull at a festival Photograph: Linda Nylind/Guardian

Warning! Eastern European hat, plus oversized belt, plus spice girl shoes equals: A mess Photograph: Linda Nylind/Guardian

We like the way the pink pom-poms on these Turkish slippers match her top Photograph: Linda Nylind/Guardian

This look amalgamates Pat Butcher with Rudyard Kipling's Mowgli Photograph: Linda Nylind/Guardian

The man in green seems to have lost his hands... and his mind Photograph: Linda Nylind/Guardian

Festival fashion tip: If cold, wear neon legwarmers NOT sensible trousers. Then don sunglasses to fool brain into thinking its sunny Photograph: Linda Nylind/Guardian

Sometimes it's not a good idea to wear low-visibility shades. However, lanterns can help with this much pondered problem Photograph: Linda Nylind/Guardian

It is not necessarily a good idea to use underwear as outerwear. Especially not with big white pants Photograph: Linda Nylind/Guardian

This lot had obviously taken note of Frankie Morello's headgear in the Milan fashion show last week... grrrrrrr Photograph: Linda Nylind/Guardian

The all-in-one suit proved problematic when attempting to visit the portaloo Photograph: Linda Nylind/Guardian

Camouflage has never ever been cool unless you are in a war zone Photograph: Linda Nylind/Guardian

Repeat after me, "Hi-yo Silver, away!" Photograph: Linda Nylind/Guardian