Feel the burn: match the insult to the movie – quiz

Straight to Elle ... Jena Malone and Elle Fanning in The Neon Demon. Photograph: PR Image

1. "You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell"

   1. A Fish Called Wanda

   2. 9 to 5

   3. The Witches of Eastwick

   4. The War of the Roses

2. "He's not ugly. He's completely unattractive"

   1. Mean Girls

   2. Young Adult

   3. Margot at the Wedding

   4. 10 Things I Hate About You

3. "There are really only two things I dislike about you. Your face"

   1. All About Eve

   2. The Mirror Crack'd

   3. The Devil Wears Prada

   4. Drop Dead Gorgeous

4. "You're not worth the trouble it would take to hit you! You're not worth the powder it would take to blow you up"

   1. Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

   2. The Hangover

   3. Revolutionary Road

   4. Blue Valentine

5. "Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick"

   1. Forgetting Sarah Marshall

   2. The 40-Year Old Virgin

   3. Superbad

   4. This is 40

6. “You have the manners of a goat, and you smell like a dungheap.”

   1. Highlander

   2. The Princess Bride

   3. Labyrinth

   4. The Lion King

7. "You son of a motherless goat"

   1. Throw Momma from the Train

   2. Home Alone 2

   3. Three Amigos

   4. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

8. “It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!”

   1. Full Metal Jacket

   2. 8 Mile

   3. Jarhead

   4. Con Air

9. "Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever fuck."

   1. Scarface

   2. In Bruges

   3. Carlito's Way

   4. Raging Bull

10. "If I were as pathetic as you are, I would have killed myself ages ago"

    1. Step Brothers

    2. Bridesmaids

    3. The Big Lebowski

    4. The Craft

Solutions

1:C, 2:C, 3:B, 4:C, 5:D, 6:A, 7:C, 8:A, 9:A, 10:D

Scores

1. 7 and above.

   The only thing sharper than your quiz skills is your tongue

2. 0 and above.

   Your name is an insult

3. 4 and above.

   Time to celebrate mediocrity!