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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Technology
Bobbie Johnson

FAQ: Tell us your best geek jokes

Audience Laughing

It's been an awfully long time since we got together as the weekend approached and got our hands dirty with a Friday Afternoon Question or two. But hey, it's the end of the week... it's gone midday. What better time to get stuck in?

And what better question to ask today than one to raise our spirits? After all, the world is going to hell in a handcart and everybody looks so miserable. Just the other day I woke up and discovered that doom is now a more valuable currency than the pound. Gah!

So, to raise a smile why not tell us the answer to the following:

What's your best ever geek joke?

Your chortlisms, chucklebuster, rib-ticklers and classic groaners welcome. Cheer us up - the best joke gets to hold the title of Official Top Commenter. At least until next week.

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