Fantasy Premier League is returning with a brand-new season – and we all know the most important bit.
No, it's not whether or not you can squeeze your budget to accommodate Erling Haaland or how you're going to replace Mohamed Salah… it's all about the team name, isn't it?
Because let's face it, most of us will drop out of this competition come October (make your own Derby County '08 jokes): so let FourFourTwo guide you through the best team names that you need for the new season. Let's go!
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Fantasy Premier League: 600 FPL team names
The classics
- 3 Men and a Bebe
- 50ShadesOfAndyGray
- ABCDE FC
- Absolutely Fabregas
- Alisson Blunderland
- Backstreet Moyes
- Blink 1-Eto’o
- Boly Pocket
- Cesc and the City
- Ctrl + Alt + De Laet
- Delph & Safety
- Dzeko & the Bunnymen
- Fiddler on the Huth
- Flying Without Ings
- Game Of Throw-Ins
- Gangsters Allardyce
- Giroud Awakening
- HuttonDressedAsLahm
- Khedira Pin Drop
- Klopps and Robbos
- Krul and the Gang
- Le Saux Solid Crew
- Löw Island
- Luke Kyle Walker
- Men Behaving Chadli
- Michu at De Gea Ba
- MurderOnZidanesFloor
- Neville Wears Prada
- Norfolk n’ Good
- Obi 1 Kenobi 0
- Pjanic! At The Disco
- Smack My Bilic Up
- Sound of the Lloris
- TAA Very Much
- The Cesc Pistols
- The Martial Mata LP
- Tinchy Sneijder
- Who Ate All Depays?
FourFourTwo's favourites
- Afternoon De Ligt
- Areola Grande
- AutoGlasner Repair
- Back Fives Matter
- Champagne De Cordova
- Charli xGX
- De Jong Trousers
- DeLap Dance
- DontLookBackInElanga
- Earth Wind & Maguire
- Elneny and the Jets
- Estupina Colada
- Giroud: Sandstorm
- Groß Misconduct
- GuardianOfTheGulasci
- Gueye Pride
- Hotel? Thiago
- Howe Toon Is Now
- Isco Inferno
- Judy Haaland
- Just 1 Cornet 0
- Klich and Collect
- Kodja and Maja
- Lallanas in Pyjamas
- Losing My Reguilon
- Make it up Essugo
- Mbeumo No.5
- ModerOnTheDancefloor
- Muller Reus Corner
- NotMikeDeanForever
- Old Havertz Kai Hard
- Onana What’s My Name
- PhantomOfTheChopra
- Rubber Digne Rapids
- Run The Kewells
- Rutter Woke Nonsense
- Sancho Unchained
- TeaForTheTielemans
- The Big Tarkowski
- V 4 van de Vendetta
Current PL stars
- 3 Struijks Youre Out
- AbraDubravka
- Absolute Mes-lier
- Ahhh, Burstow
- Aina Chord
- Ait Nouri Geller
- Ajer winning, Son?
- Alisson Chains
- Alt-Ctrl-Delap
- Amadou Badly
- Ao Tikitanaka
- Archie Grays Anatomy
- Arrizabalaga Beer
- Ayden Heaven & Hull
- Baby Reijnders
- Back of the Neto
- Bacuna Mateta
- Bajcetic of Honour
- Beef Cherki
- Berge King
- Blow My Wissa
- Born in a Barnes
- Borna Gain
- Botman and Robin
- Botman Begins
- Brennan Jerry’s
- BrokebackMount10
- Bruno Dos Tres
- Calafiori Sunshine
- Can't Get Any Wirtz
- Castagne Me Now
- Castagne Supernova
- Champagne Khusanov-a
- Cherki Twizzlers
- Clyne of Duty
- Cobra Kai Havertz
- Come Aznou Are
- Come Digne With Mee
- Comme Ci Konsa
- Costinha a Bomb
- Count Doku
- Dango Unchained
- Danso Night Away
- Deep Fried Belloumi
- Dunk and Disorderly
- Eberechi Goode
- Echeverri Good
- Egan to Please
- Ekitike Taka
- Elanga Management
- Electric Amadou
- Endo Story
- Escape From Alcaraz
- Evanilson Almighty
- Exposed Areola
- Eze Come, Eze Go
- Fee Fi Foden
- FeelsLikeSummerville
- Fish Monga
- Football, not Saka
- For Beto or Wirtz
- Frimp My Ride
- Garnacho Chips
- Get your Gyok out
- good kid amAAd city
- Gray Area
- Guessand Who
- GvardiolsOfTheGalaxy
- Gyok-tuah
- Haaland Oates
- Haalandaise Sauce
- Hakuna Mateta
- Hall In One
- Havertz Your Way
- Having Gittens
- Hellmans Mainoonaise
- I Baleba I Can Fly
- I'm Yelling Timber
- In Kepable Hands
- IncogNeto
- IngsCanOnlyGetBetter
- Issa Ring Toss Game
- It's No Drameh
- It'sOffToZirkzeeGo
- Jair Cunha Mateta
- Jesus Take The Wheel
- Jurassic Barkley
- Kai Me A River
- Kamada Harris
- Kayode Perfum
- Keita Mooy Hart
- Kinder Mbeumo
- Kobbie Williams
- Kroupi Cut
- KudusToYou
- Lammens Mint
- Lavia and Leave You
- Lawn Ngumoha
- Life of Grimes
- Lil Eze Vert
- Livin' Saliba Loca
- Lord and Savio
- Los Porro Hermanos
- LoveTheWaySzoboszlai
- Maddison Avenue
- MaddisonSquareGarden
- Major League Saka
- Man of Steele
- MattyCashInTheAttic
- Matz Sels Sea Shells
- McGinn and Tonic
- Me, Myself Ndiaye
- Men with Van De Ven
- Mings of Power
- Minteh Fresh
- Minteh Wonderland
- Mitomavirus
- More Tea Vicario?
- Morning Traore
- Mudryk To Life
- Mulhaaland Drive
- Murillo Kart
- Name's Not Andre M8
- Net Flekken Chill
- Netflix and Chilwell
- Next of Kinsky
- Nkunku Clock
- No Gyoks Given
- Noni Ya Business
- Not Isakly Sure
- Now I'm a Baleba
- Øde Toilette
- Odegaarden Party
- Ødeparfum
- Oka 4, Gnon 2
- OnanaMataPlea
- Ouattara You Doing?
- Palmer Sutra
- Palmer Violets
- Peaky Reijnders
- Perri Perri Sauce
- Porro'd Time
- Power Reijnders
- Pro Evolution Saka
- Quansah & Konsa
- Quantum of Tzolis
- Raya Sunshine
- Rayan Gosling
- Red Djed Redemption
- Reece's Set Pieces
- Return of the Djedi
- Rice Rice Bebe
- Rodri, You Plonker
- Rohl Over Beethoven
- Ross Barkleycard
- Saka Potatoes
- Saka Punch
- Saka White Rice
- Sarrgazing
- Saving Private Raya
- Schär & Schär Alike
- Schlupptown Dunk
- Sex Sels
- Shut the Dorgu
- Simms Card
- Smith Rowe Your Boat
- Snoop Udogie Dogg
- Solanke-panky
- Song of Rice Of Dier
- Sonny and Schar
- Sons Of Angearchy
- Soucek Mate
- Stach of Cash
- StoneColeStevePalmer
- Stones Unturned
- Stranger Ings
- Super Guiu
- Swedish Howe's Mafia
- Sweet Child O'Nien
- Szobosslads
- Szoboszlai4aWhiteGuy
- Targett Practice
- Tarkowsky and Hutch
- Tel Me Again
- Tesco McNeil Deal
- The Bijol & End All
- The Highs and Dalots
- The Mandaflorian
- ThomasTheFrankEngine
- Tielemans Square
- TielsOfTheUnexpected
- TierneyOfEverything
- Todibo Selector
- TonaliAddictedtoBass
- Top Hato
- Tosin and Turning
- Tothpaste
- Tuchel For School
- Udogie Style
- Uptown Dunk
- Vote for Pedro
- Watson TV?
- WeDontTalkAboutBruno
- What the van Hecke
- Whole Dalotta Love
- WindBeneathMyMings
- Wirtz Case Scenario
- World Wharton Three
- Yoro a Wissa, Harry
- Yoro Wizard Harry
- Zirkzee & I Know It
- Zirkzee Football
- Zubi Dubi Do
Former faces, legends and cult heroes of the Premier League
- A Night In Lascelles
- A Wenger's Endgame
- Agbadou, dou, dou
- Air Forss One
- Akanji Be Trusted?
- Ake Breaky Heart
- Ange Management
- Angus Gunns & Roses
- Arne Hole's A Goal
- Auba-ma Care
- Ayew Being Served
- Backstreet Boyd
- Bad to the Bowen
- Ballon D'awson
- Bangers and Rashford
- Barco-loan-a
- BashamTheBishop
- Bellerin Than Out
- Ben Mee Shake Mee
- Benrahmarama
- BentekeFriedChicken
- Better Call Saúl
- Blazinchenko Squad
- Boom Xhaka Laca
- Bowen 747
- Bowen Arrow
- Boys In Dahoud
- Cahills Have Eyes
- Cancelo Culture
- Carson Dioxide
- Cesc Pistols
- Chamakh My Pitch Up
- Champs Olise
- Cheesy Iheanachos
- ChickenTikkaMoSalah
- Childish Firmino
- Cleverley Named
- Crouch Potatoes
- Curious Jorginho
- DannDannDannDannDann
- De Bruyne Identity
- Dead Hoedts Society
- Death cab for Guti
- Death Cab for Kuqi
- Dendonkin’ Donuts
- Diaz Nother Day
- Diaz Nutz
- Don'tGoBreakinMyHart
- DontLookBackTanganga
- Drinkwater Not Koke
- DropItLikeIt'sSlot
- Dude Where's Micah?
- Dukes of Hazard
- Dyer Straits
- Ederson Ake & Palmer
- Ederson Volleys
- Egg On Your Faes
- Emile Burlesquey
- Enter Shaqiri
- EvacuateZidanesFloor
- Fat Pascal
- Femme Fatawu
- Fer Fuchs Ake
- For Fuchs Sake
- Fornals Attire
- Fred Again..
- Fred Dead Redemption
- FullKrugMetalJacket
- Gayle Force Win
- Gelhardt or Go Home
- Gilmour Girls
- Guantana Maupay
- Hanging By A Fred
- Hawk Tuanzebe
- Hector Salah-Manca
- Hepatitus Bramble
- Here for Aguerd time
- Heung Like A Horse
- High Faivre
- HouseOfTheDragusin
- Hwang He Fix It?
- I Kante Breathe
- I kissed Keith Curl
- I Kvist a girl
- I Love Lamp(tey)
- I’m Eric Laporte FC
- Ibe Did It Mooy Way
- Ice Ice Beagrie
- IfTomoriNeverComes
- ImLovinEngelsInstead
- Increase Depay Gap
- It’s Britney, Klich
- It'sAllGoneShaneLong
- Jose's A...what?
- Jurgen-a Love It
- Just like Evans
- Just Sold Micah
- Kabak to the Future
- Kanu Kick It?
- Keane As Mustard
- Keita The Door
- Kids See Groß
- Kilman Me Softly
- Kloppenheimer
- Klopps and Szobosz
- Knockaert Blow
- Koch Au Van
- Koeman Eileen
- Krafth Beer
- Krul Intentions
- KrulSommer
- Lads on Toure
- Lady Yaya
- Lallana Del Rey
- Land Down Undav
- Leif Right Now
- Let’s Go Fosu-Mensah
- Levy La Vida Loca
- Lingardium Leviosa
- Love & Cesc & Matic
- MacAwoniyi Cheese
- MandalorIan Wright
- Mané's Not Hot
- McKenna Kick It?
- Mee, My Delph & Ibe
- Minority Laporte
- Mint Bailly’s
- MirrorSignalMalouda
- Mitro Ultimax
- Molly's Arch
- Moura The Explorer
- Moves Like Xhaka
- My Little Kone
- My Little Toney
- Ndiaye Will Always..
- Never In Doughty
- NevesGunoGibbsYouUp
- Nice to Michu
- No Weimann No Cry
- Of Mice and Mendy
- On Me Gedson
- One Size Fitz Hall
- Out On Bale
- Ozilmandias
- Paqueta Crisps
- PickPochettino
- Pukki Blinders
- Puncheon Judy
- Purple Reina
- Que Salah, Salah
- Rock the Gaspar
- Rodallega Bombs
- Romeu & Houllier
- Saint-Maximin Points
- Salah-ry Cap
- Salt & Pepe
- Santi Vaxxers
- Sarri Not Sarri
- Schmeichel Jackson
- Seven Nation Arne
- Show Me The Mane
- Singing In Va Rane
- Sissoko Ono
- Slot Machine
- Slumdog Mignolet
- So Salah Can Wait
- Son hits the sky
- Sonic Huth
- SonKane Ship
- Sorry Nic Jackson
- Sterling Silver
- Sympathy 4 G Neville
- Taking Le Tiss
- Tha'ts NumberHwang!
- The 40-yr-old Virgil
- The Kolarov Mane
- The Konate Kid
- The Wenger Boys
- Tomiyasu,ICanBoogie
- Tortoise and De Gea
- Trippier Advisor
- Turf, Blind and Dier
- Two Become Son
- Under My Cucurella
- Up The Duffy
- Varane A Mile
- Veiga Megadrive
- Victor Moses Lawn
- Werner Brothers
- What Samatta With U
- Willian Dollar Baby
- Yes Ndidi
Overseas stars
- Coman the Barbarian
- CommethTheAouar
- Daylight Ribery
- DeJong&WindingRoad
- Dunk Your Busquets
- FaceTheQuansaquences
- Gavi-tational Pull
- Griez Is The Word
- He'sHad1Tchouameni
- Hits from De Jong
- Itsy Bitsy Chiellini
- Kroos Control
- Kylian Me Softly
- Lemon and Laimer
- Mbappe Feet
- One Touch Tchouameni
- Orban Legend
- PassionOfTheCruyff
- Pedri Dish
- Perišićtic Infection
- Pique Blinders
- PutJohansUp4DeCruyff
- Savic Garden
- Temu Werner
- ThomasMuellersDayOff
- Trent's Due
- Undav the Sea
- Under My Barella
- Vini Jones
- Vini Vidi Vici
- Where'sTheLahmSauce
- Yamal Sells Avon
Proper club names
- AC/DC United
- Ajax Trees Down
- Anderlecht my balls
- Aston Village People
- Bayer Neverlosin'
- Bayern Bru
- Bayern Maiden
- Bilbao Baggins
- Borussia Teeth
- Cameroon Diaz
- ChampagneSuperRovers
- Cry Me A River Plate
- Expected Toulouse
- Fiorentina Turner
- Fred West Ham
- good kid mAAn city
- Hannibal Leicester
- HappierThanEver(ton)
- Imaginary Madrid
- Inter Yermam
- IsYourMotherwell
- One Night In Palace
- Pathetico Madrid
- Pfizer Chiefs
- Real SoSoBad
- Sexandthe City
- Spartak Costco
- Sub-standard Liege
- SucculntChineseLille
- The Molde Peaches
- Vladimir Luton
The ruder ones
- Dijk in Diaz
- Exeter Gently
- Fill Her Wycombe
- Get Your Koch Out
- Kante Fit My Willian
- Leavemyarselona
- Mount Mee Koch
- ShutTheFACup
- The VARginas
- Up Schick's Creek
- WetAssPukki
- Your Mum’s Zohore
Those that are too long
The FPL app, in its infinite wisdom, limits team names to just 20 characters. It’s a frustrating rule that prevents some truly brilliant names from ever seeing the light of day.
While we've done our best to help you squeeze as much creativity into that small space as possible, some names simply refuse to be confined. They need their full, glorious character count to land the joke. While these names won't fit your official FPL team, they're perfect for your five-a-side team or rival fantasy leagues. And who knows, maybe one day the character limit will change. A manager can dream, right?
- AC a little silhouetto of Milan
- ArtetaTheNevilleYouJo
- Best of Times Wirtz of Times
- Can't Believe It's Not Rutter
- Colwill Keep a Fire Burning
- Costa Livramento Crisis
- Courtois You Being Served?
- Dalot: Izzet Mee Yu Lookman Fer?
- Death On The Maitland Niles
- DoDoDo Come On And Do Lokonga
- Drop it like it's Slot
- Fake Tales of Emile Smith Rowe
- Fluorescent Dave Beasant
- Frenkie Goes To Hollywood
- Haaland Globetrotters
- Hold Me Closer, Kevin Danso
- Jhon, I'm Only Durancing
- Joelinton Travel Tavern
- Kantedisestablishmentarianism
- Kerkez Of The World, Unite
- Knowing Me, Knowing You Zaha
- Like Gabriel Jesus To A Child
- Like Jesus to A.Chiles
- Martin Tyler, the Creator
- Milligan Cleese Everett SESSEGNONS
- Ndlovu For The City Streets
- No Time To Divan Toney
- Nothing Beats a Djed2 Holiday
- Olise Like a Sunday Morning
- One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest
- One Foot In The Gravenberch
- Philogene Is Not My Lover
- Some People Think Dendonckers
- Straight Outta Lecompteon
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
- TenHager, Better, Faster Stronger
- The Keownstown Massacre
- They're Taking The Hobbits To Odegaard
- Tonee Robinson's Time Team
- What's Love Gotze Do With It?
- Why’d You Only Call Ben Mee When You’re High?
- Xhaka Demus and Pliers
FAQs
What's the character limit for an FPL team name?
It's 20 characters. Try cutting out spaces if you're struggling to make your name fit.
Can the FPL admins reject team names?
Yes, they can and do. If the bods behind the Fantasy Premier League game deem your name to be too rude, they will alter it.
Can I appeal against my FPL team name being rejected?
No, there isn't a feature for you to appeal your team name. Imagine the chaos.
Do I have to include the player my team is named after?
Up to you, we guess. Our own advice is not to be a slave to that player, in case they get injured or start performing badly. But who's to argue with a good gimmick?