It’s hard to believe there was once a time when an Oasis CD, a Decemberists T-shirt, or a Weezer lunchbox singled someone out as being at the cutting edge of music.
But in this post-poptimism epoch, guitar bands have been relegated to the sidelines. The question “Oasis or Blur?” raises no more than a one-shoulder shrug; Q magazine’s one-time “biggest band in the world” has to call in women and ethnic minorities to seem relevant at the Super Bowl.
Q has even given up on trying to sell people on Razorlight (though it is still being published – Kurt Cobain’s on the most recent cover).
It leaves indie and alternative fans – reformed or otherwise – in an awkward position, their favourites not contemporary, not yet ironic.
This was highlighted on Twitter when #indieamnesty started trending, a safe space in which to own up to (hypothetically) counting down until that Foo Fighters double-disc came out.
Found a Welsh pen pal in the classifieds. Together we decoded manic lyrics via the Royal mail #indieamnesty
— Lauren Blane Rayner (@LaurenBlane) April 7, 2016
I met Franz Ferdinand at a Coachella signing and I wept openly in front of them. I'd like to apologize to @alkapranos. #indieamnesty
— The Divine Miss M (@mekkalekkah) April 7, 2016
Talked about the lyrics to "Wake Up" by Arcade Fire in a college admissions interview (I got accepted) #indieamnesty
— kallandria rowland (@kallanadelrey) April 6, 2016
I was allowed to jump the queue outside a club in 2007 because they thought I was Luke from the Kooks. #indieamnesty
— Greg James (@gregjames) April 6, 2016
Lost a trilby at a Babyshambles gig #indieamnesty
— a n d r e a (@MidnightDreary_) April 6, 2016
Martin from the Cazals once used an MSN messenger status I made up as a song lyric, with my full permission #indieamnesty
— Jack Ciarán C (@JackShankly) April 6, 2016
I had The Fratellis' "Chelsea Dagger" as my ringtone for the entire 1st & 2nd years of university. #indieamnesty
— Tom Hoare (@HoareTom) April 6, 2016
To this day, I'm pretty sure the only reason I passed my driver's test was because my instructor was also really into Blur. #indieamnesty
— Savannah Tanbusch (@tanbusch) April 7, 2016
The Franz Ferdinand frontman Alex Kapranos had his own confession to make:
I have been the face of the Wikipedia Duffle Coat entry for around a decade #indieamnesty
— alex kapranos (@alkapranos) April 6, 2016
... which was fact-checked by a fan.
@alkapranos LOL you made me look ! pic.twitter.com/QUb8nMR6Qj
— Loreburne (@Loreburne) April 6, 2016
The hashtag was kicked off by this tweet on Wednesday night.
Once wrote an excruciatingly twee lyric along the lines of 'now you're crying in your Ready Brek'. What's your #indieamnesty?
— Rowan Martin (@Rowan_A_Martin) April 6, 2016
It trended well into Thursday as people reminisced – or remembered with regret – about a time when every band’s name started with “The”, and songs made without “real instruments” were widely understood to not be “real music”.
Slate granted participants absolution in its assessment of the hashtag (“most of these confessions are things we should not need amnesty for”). But, it added, “Read them all together and they add up to a kind of loss of faith in the whole indie project.”
Egg whites.
— Christiantova (@christiantova) April 7, 2016
Knox gelatin.
Stiff stuff.
All have helped my hair defy gravity. #indieamnesty
Cheated on my boyfriend with someone from The Maccabees in 2009 #indieamnesty
— Rachel Grace Almeida (@_rachelgrace) April 6, 2016
sat in on pete doherty's dangerous driving hearing for "work experience" aged 16, flirted with him outside #indieamnesty
— anna leszkiewicz (@annaleszkie) April 6, 2016
I walked out of Arcade Fire's set at Reading in 2005 because "I'd already seen Hot Hot Heat and that was as good as it gets" #indieamnesty
— Tom Whiter (@TomWhiter) April 6, 2016
I still have every NME issue from 2004-2007 under my bed #indieamnesty
— Tara Mulholland (@tara_mulholland) April 6, 2016
(In fact, everything I did between 2004-2007 could be #indieamnesty)
I once played a gig for the first birthday of a japanese fashion label and was paid in a single satin scarf #indieamnesty
— Josh Lowe (@JeyyLowe) April 6, 2016
Wore an Oasis tshirt to a Blur gig in an attempt to be provocative #indieamnesty
— Ellen Godwin (@ellen_godwin) April 6, 2016
I could do like 20 #indieamnesty tweets but suffice it to say I got fingered at a Pavement show
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 6, 2016
The BBC Radio 1 DJ Phil Taggart took the opportunity to get a couple of things off his chest:
This photo #indieamnesty pic.twitter.com/KCFJflkOBW
— Phil Taggart (@philytaggart) April 7, 2016
Purposely refused to acknowledge the lead singer of The Automatic was in the band knowing fine rightly he was #indieamnesty
— Phil Taggart (@philytaggart) April 6, 2016
I've been pretending for about 8 years to know more than i do about Sonic Youth #indieamnesty
— Phil Taggart (@philytaggart) April 6, 2016
Nick Grimshaw’s contribution was less of a confession than a humblebrag:
Got Kung-fu kicked down some stairs by Pete Doherty and Klaxons went to look for him to beat him up for me #indieamnesty
— nick grimshaw (@grimmers) April 6, 2016
@grimmers yours beats mine
— Lou Teasdale (@louteasdale) April 6, 2016
If there’s one person you’d expect to walk the walk, it would be the deputy news editor at Pitchfork:
I have no regrets #indieamnesty
— Jeremy Gordon (@jeremypgordon) April 6, 2016
But no word on whether Pitchfork’s director of editorial operations is still employed after the following confession:
i don't actually like bon iver's "holocene" #indieamnesty
— Brandon Stosuy (@brandonstosuy) April 6, 2016
You can dig into the rest of the tweets – and share your own; go on, it’s cathartic – at #indieamnesty.
- This story was amended on 8 April 2016 to correct the statement that Alex Kapranos is the “former” frontman of Franz Ferdinand. He still is.