That conservatives come after the LGBTQ+ community so aggressively is ironic, as behind closed doors, they’re usually up to some truly demented stuff that’d get them kicked out of any self-respecting gay bar. But former Texas solicitor general Judd Stone has gone above and beyond with some of the most insane stuff I’ve ever heard.
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Stone’s conservative credentials are impeccable. He served as Antonin Scalia’s clerk on the Supreme Court, was Chief Counsel to Ted Cruz, and was promoted to Texas solicitor general in 2021, serving until 2023.
At that point, he resigned under unclear circumstances. Those have now been revealed in a legal filing. And, well, if you’re midway through taking a drink of something, maybe swallow first, because you’re in danger of spitting it all over your screen in disbelief:
The allegations against former Texas Solicitor General Judd Stone are wild. A colleague says he bragged about beating sex workers, was fired by Ted Cruz for sexual harassment, and talked about wanting to see said colleague raped with a "cylindrical asteroid" in front of his kids. https://t.co/C8Ov691Ssd pic.twitter.com/uajRgyfEwQ
— Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@ReichlinMelnick) May 28, 2025
Yes, you read that right. Stone apparently voiced elaborate and sadistic fantasies to his co-workers that involved them being SA’d with an asteroid in front of their children. This comes via a former colleague who, after hearing that and being of his “past history with women”, rightly concluded that he “poses a physical threat to me and my family” and that “I was so disturbed by the violent sexual fantasies about me that I took the weekend to process the news”.
Meet Judd Stone, a Republican.
— Ty Harden (@TyphusHarden) May 28, 2025
Would you agree he looks exactly like a maga Texas lawyer who fantasizes about raping his co-workers with cylindrical asteroids while their children watch? pic.twitter.com/yZep8Y2zhK
The suit goes on to say that Stone boasted about beating sex workers to his co-workers, adding, “I do not know if this is true and cannot corroborate it. The important thing is, regardless of whether this is true, what kind of person would say this?” Soon after these incidents, Stone submitted his resignation, doubtless hoping to quietly leave the job without his truly bonkers fantasies going public.
Where is Stone now?
Stone is now a founding partner of law firm Stone Hilton PLLC, which appears to specialize in battling DEI. For example, in 2024, the firm participated in a lawsuit against Northwestern’s law school alleging that it unfairly prioritized women and people of color over white men. Stone himself promised that “institutions acting under the banner of “diversity, equity and inclusion” cannot avoid the consequences of their lawlessness”.
So, once again what appears to be a conservative campaigning for a return to old-fashioned tradition and conservative values has a brain stuffed with the kind of depraved sicko stuff that’d make the Marquis de Sade blush. Just remember, they always tell on themselves sooner or later.
