"Ideally Arsène would have been Daredevil, because neither of them see anything," snaps Valentino Cellupica, who gets bonus points for cladding the managers in super-suits which match their team coloursPhotograph: n/a"It is an emotional day for all as the 'European Super League' is launched," sniffs Rich GreenPhotograph: n/a"As with all fanboy fantasies, Arsène had imagined they would look much cooler than this," chuckles Rob SchofieldPhotograph: n/a
Brian Corcoran got his hands on this top secret picture of Arsène's European Super Leek Photograph: n/aArsène is cast as Superman again in this effort from Jonny RossPhotograph: n/aJason Froggett thinks the future looks bleak for Match of the DayPhotograph: n/aRob Moline fears a European Super League is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Wenger's dastardly plottingPhotograph: n/a"While Alex Bueller and Sloane Benetiz dare dream of a Super League, Cameron Brown voices his displeasure at being excluded," sniggers Ferris fan Tom TopollPhotograph: n/aThomas Nycz-Losi can't understand why everyone is so concerned about Wenger's proposals for a European Supper LeaguePhotograph: n/a"Arsène could see that the Super League sponsors' demands for ever more games and his own desire for football perfection would have only one logical conclusion," tootles David MarshPhotograph: n/aHardly the only person to have had this thought, David Castle was undoubtedly the person who put the most effort into individual character detailPhotograph: n/a"Everton fans brush up on their French ahead of St Etienne’s midweek visit to Goodison Park," parps Andy Johnson Photograph: n/aArsène casts his beady eye over his beautiful European vision in this effort from Vivek RatnamPhotograph: n/aWe were too preoccupied by the sight of Rafa's middle-age spread to come up with a caption for Mat Owen's offeringPhotograph: n/a
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