Euro 2012: Mario Gomez | The Gallery

'Can Mariorissey and his mighty quiff end 15 years of tournament misery and gloom for the Germans?' croons Robert Kelly. Photograph: Photomontage

'Mario has classy hair that everyone adores and wants to copy,' snips Kochiro Yamamura Photograph: Photomontage

'Mario was delighted to hit the target at the Euros and prove his many doubters wrong,' strums Gareth Patterson. Photograph: Photomontage

'He must have eaten a mushroom or two since Euro 2008 as now he's Super Mario,' says Brian Farrell before heading down a drainpipe. Photograph: Photomontage

Will Buckland has followed on the Super Mario theme Photograph: Photomontage

"It's Super Mario," honks Gavin McCoy Photograph: Photomontage

"The Golden Boot?" chortles Ian Jones. "He's 3UP so far!" Photograph: Photomontage

'Mario regrets not using his Spanish connections to play for the dream team,' sighs Jack Bonner Photograph: Photomontage