Euro 2012: England v France predictions | The Gallery

'The odd couple rejoin forces to repel another French advance across Europe,' giggles Gareth Patterson Photograph: Photomontage

Shane Palmer's entry could soon be appearing at a cinema near you. Though not if spelling pedants have anything to do with it Photograph: Photomontage

It's fair to say Dave Hill isn't too optimistic about England's chances Photograph: Photomontage

'By the first game, England's injury crisis had got so bad they had to call up whoever was available,' reports Allan Smith Photograph: Photomontage

'What could be better than Joleon Lescott and Franck Ribéry teaming up for some action and adventure in eastern Europe? NOTHING that's what!' screams an excitable Tom Topoll Photograph: Photomontage

Gerard Lydon spots a defector in England's midst: 'Joe Cole's hard work and form finally pays off with a long awaited call-up' Photograph: Photomontage

'This is a pretty lazy attempt I know, but it makes me giggle every time,' witters Daragh McCann, without actually offering any kind of prediction Photograph: Photomontage

Percy the Octopus remains resolutely unimpressed with England, parps Tony Crawford. Photograph: guardian.co.uk