A quintessential English village has been derided as a "hole" where you're looked down on if you don't shop at Waitrose.
Cobham in Surrey has been lambasted in an online review.
It cruelly pokes fun at the village, which is home to Hollywood actor Antonio Banderas, describing it as "a hole once you see past the nice façade", Surrey Live reported.
It goes on to scorch residents for carrying skinny lattes and walking in "ridiculously" high heals.
"Cobham is a town full of posh mummies who walk around carrying skinny lattes and tottering around in ridiculously high heels with handbag dogs. In the main high street you have Waitrose," the review reads.
"If you aren’t going into Waitrose to buy premium stuff you are looked down as a piece of s*** by some of the towns more snobby ******** for not buying Waitrose’s finest.
"Cobham is also filled with upper class shops such as Jeremy Hobbs, Whistles, The Tea Terrace, Coppa and The Ivy at the end of town."
The review also critiques "rude, uncourteous drivers".
"The only thing good about Cobham is the green spaces and good transport links but even these are filled with rude uncourteous drivers," it continues.
"They will drive up your behind and honk at you if you don’t go after 0.1 seconds of the traffic lights turning green.
"Abuse will be thrown from windows if you try and let someone else out as they will be held up by five seconds for work!"
While the reviewer may not be such a fan of the home country's village, it arguably has some redeeming qualities.
It has good transport links to London, which is just 17 miles away.
It's also 10 miles away from Guildford, in case you want to explore that part of Surrey.
Cobham is also close to Painshill Park, where Netflix show Bridgerton was filmed.
If you're a football fan, then you're in luck as Chelsea F.C.'s training ground is nearby, too.
