England v USA at the World Cup

David Gilbert gets the ball rolling (or perhaps that should be squeezed): 'The 'Special Relationship' between the two countries extended on to the playing field' Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'South Africa's capability to host the World Cup is called into question, following the leak of the stadium manager's memo to ground staff,' chortles Chris Offord Photograph: guardian.co.uk

And here Chris is again, to riff on ITV's pain Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Tim Howard can't hide his pleasure as the Dynamic Duo are reunited,' sniggers John Paul Barry Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Bob Bradley and Fabio Capello do Beavis and Butt-Head, courtesy of the very American-sounding Bart Tucker Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'There were suspicions that the Yanks came to park the bus,' parps Morgan Jones Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Oh go on then, here he is. 'The identity of England's last-choice goalkeeper becomes clearer,' chirps Carleton Creek Photograph: guardian.co.uk

John McDonagh didn't provide a caption with his entry. But there again it doesn't really need one Photograph: guardian.co.uk

We think Ben Suenaga is suggesting England stink ... Photograph: guardian.co.uk

... though Bert Ayers's offering is probably slightly smellier Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Landon Donovan, Clint Dempsey and Carlos Bocanegra head out to celebrate their famous draw with the USA’s most beautiful Wags,' giggles Jason Froggett Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Meanwhile at the White House, a vuvuzela-wielding Obama just can't resist watching that incident on repeat. This from Tom Nycz-Losi Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Things take a slightly more sinister turn with Marcial Lavina's entry Photograph: guardian.co.uk

And back comes Tom Nycz-Losi as he engineers a 'top-kill' strategy to plug England's leak Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Capello morphs into Morpheus, courtesy of Tom Woolcot Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Another mugging, same old suspects,' bleats Brian Corcoran as he has the final word Photograph: guardian.co.uk