England's women's football team

This first offering carries on where last week's Eduardo-themed Gallery left off. "It's clearly the Arsenal striker's fault England failed to defeat the Germans in the final," parps Chris Reilly Photograph: n/a

Andy Wraight breaks the news that England's women have been stripped of their Euro 2009 runners-up medals after it emerged one of their players failed a gender test. Captain Roberta Savage was unavailable for comment yesterday ... Photograph: n/a

"Allegations that the BBC are not taking women's football seriously were rubbished by their expert panel," chortles Jon Rogers as he lowers the tone somewhat with this effort Photograph: n/a

"England's attempt at using a pony-tailed ringer backfired when Ms Seaman proved as inept between the sticks as Rachel Brown," chuckles Tim Woods Photograph: n/a

“It’s the only way to get to the final mate, believe me," pootles John Terry in Jason Froggett's entry Photograph: n/a

Umberto Wibbi reckons this one could go straight to DVD after England's defeat in the final Photograph: n/a