England's internet adventures

Josh Bond's fine effort is tainted by the fact that '007' appears in his email address Photograph: n/a

'Would anyone care if this was how the result was determined,' wonders Phil Brown (not that one) Photograph: n/a

Jason Froggett offers an alternative homepage for the England game Photograph: n/a

'Although I admittedly had a hard time setting up the feed on my brand new TRS-80, once I had it running it was just like being there,' cackles Frank Streicher Photograph: n/a/n/a

'The England team were more than happy to embrace the internet,' chuckles Andrew Ferguson Photograph: n/a

Valentino reckons the internet-only rules should have applied in the stadium too Photograph: n/a

Brian Farrell reveals that there was at least one satisfied customer in the Netherlands Photograph: n/a

'An error in the Odeon's screening instructions led to several projectionists being put on suicide watch,' giggles Richard Hooker Photograph: n/a

'If I just squint a bit...' says the low-res Malcolm Jones Photograph: n/a

'Some of the data didn't come through for me,' sighs Math Scott Photograph: n/a

'Fears about the stream’s picture quality proved to be unfounded,' hoorays John Leonard Photograph: n/a

Thomas Nycz-Losi reckons this new-fangled way of watching England could be the death of the F5 refresh button Photograph: n/a/n/a

'Flares 1-0 Web,' guffaws Brian Corcoran, who is laughing his way to the bank after using his free £100 bet to back Ireland 2-2 Italy at 14-1. 'Uncle Pat' provided the tip, apparently Photograph: n/a/n/a

'When he was asked to fly to Kiev and analyze Ukraine’s finest talent on the internet, it appears Sven got the wrong idea,' says William Wilson, who somehow managed to shoehorn this effort into our mailbox Photograph: n/a/n/a

'Right, Shevvers kinda looks like Sue Barker from behind ... Ooo Sue Barker.' This disturbing effort comes courtesy of Tom Mitchell's warped mind Photograph: n/a/n/a