England's Euro 2012 squad: The Gallery

Will Buckland has been watching his Not Going Out box sets before sending us this effort Photograph: Photomontage

'John Terry could be a threat to the opposition but could also destroy his own team,' murmurs Koichiro Yamamura Photograph: Photomontage

Gavin McCoy has gone all pop art on us Photograph: Photomontage

'We all dream of a team of Stuart Downings,' says Daragh McCann after one too many nightcaps Photograph: Photomontage

'The England boys show their pain as they struggle to comprehend the 23 Enigma,' purrs Milford Edge Photograph: Photomontage

'Hodgson and England hope the squad doesn't "train in vain," cackles Rachel Eirinberg Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Greg Connolly: 'In a bid to save gathered journalists some time, Roy gets some much needed new ink' Photograph: Photomontage

'Rio, Jack and Kyle will be finding other ways to fill their summer holidays,' says Daniel Pitchford. It looks like a cold summer holiday, Daniel. Photograph: Photomontage

'A bit obvious. Sorry,' apologises Jack Palmer. Who has the kind of action hero name that could one day see him starring in The Expendables 8 Photograph: Photomontage

John McDonagh's effort is fairly self-explanatory Photograph: Photomontage