Marcos Garcia's end of season double bill – 'starring the league's super heroes and some of its more tragic characters' – is coming to a cinema near you soonPhotograph: Photomontage'The leaders of men mull over the feast that was the Premier League season, celebrating Fergie's last supper,' narrates Kyle NorburyPhotograph: Photomontage'Remember, you don't have an opinion unless Dave Whelan has told you what it is,' deadpans Gareth Roberts Photograph: Photomontage
'England's players were a bit surprised to see that Swansea City had beaten them on to the beach in Brazil. Apparently, they'd been there since February,' roars Rico Esteban Photograph: Photomontage'Dukla Prague away kits, thick rimmed specs, an unhealthy obsession with Jimbo, Wilson and Shakhtar? The season will always be remembered for giving birth to effin' football hipsters,' moans Gary JonesPhotograph: Photomontage'Bale.T was this year's finest showing,' announces Jamie ReadPhotograph: Photomontage'It was another season of "success" for Arsenal,' parps George Dyson, applying Arsène Wenger's modern-day logic to bygone days Photograph: Photomontage'It took a week rather than a season for Liverpool fans to change their mind, but they got there in the end,' reports Nathan Varley Photograph: Photomontage'There were many other contenders for each title, but I think these guys pipped it.' Jack Palmer rounds things off with an old favouritePhotograph: Photomontage
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