Reminding us that television is nowhere NEAR running out of ideas comes Dame Elizabeth Hurley - who is apparently in talks to star in a documentary about life on her organic farm.
This is totally misconceived, of course. Why can't she star in a DRAMA about an organic farm? It's no fun unless she acts. It could be like Passenger 57 meets The Good Life - and Lost in Showbiz would feel like it had died and gone to heaven.
"People always imagine me with perfect hair," Liz tells Hello. "But that's not who I am. The first time he saw me in the country, my husband found me in wellies, covered in mud."
Mm. Why am I picturing a maid running breathlessly down to a field, shrieking "Miss Elizabeth! Mister Arun is here! Take your position in the not-at-all staged tableau of idealised rural life - the Daily Mail says his divorce came through yesterday!"
