Eduardo

"Eduardo is astonished to be the first winner of the new Uefa Diving League." hoots Geoff Shirley. And doesn't Michael Owen look chuffed to have been involved? Photograph: n/a

Alan Wallace's entry was inevitable, but that doesn't make it any less humorous Photograph: n/a

"'Prepare to dive' calls Arsène as he brings on his sub, but Blue Meanie Platini ensures Eduardo gets that sinking feeling." Marcos Garcia brings a little colour to proceedings
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Paul Agius isn't sure what to make of Tom Daley's new partner Photograph: n/a

"Wenger's claims of a vengeance fueled witch-hunt has all the makings of a classic film noir," parps Matt Thornhill Photograph: n/a

"British players don't dive huh? Eduardo has an idea," chortles Thomas Nycz-Losi
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Iain Christie snuck a peak at the cover of the document Arsenal sent to Uefa following Eduardo's ban Photograph: n/a

Josh Bond reckons: "It was all or nothing for Eduardo in his final attempt" Photograph: n/a

"The judges score Eduardo's dive," explains Leon Ward. Just in case his entry wasn't self-explanatory Photograph: n/a

"Zo you zee Monsieur Eduardo, you must learn from zee master, zis is zee correct way to avoid Le Ban." Not a whiff of French stereotyping in Leo Byrne's caption Photograph: n/a

"Having already shown his critics that he's a good an actor on the pitch, Eduardo has taken to the big screen to tell his story," tootles Luke McCarthy Photograph: n/a

Arsène Wenger would agree with Martin Nicholson's assertion that this whole diving debacle is turning into a bit of a witch hunt
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"It wasn't a bird, or a plane that Celtic fans saw flying at the Emirates," cackles Lee Coan Photograph: n/a

Eduardo has earned himself a new shirt number at Arsenal, according to Rob Moline Photograph: n/a

Jason Froggett takes an amphibious approach in his effort Photograph: n/a

Of all the explanations we received for Eduardo's tumble, Martin Myers's was definitely the most confusing
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Mat Owen reckons a puzzled Eduardo could use his time on the sidelines to work out where he went wrong
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"Premier League defenders struggled to deal with the never-say-die attitude of a post dive-gate Eduardo," chuckles Daniel Cooper
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