Much of America and the world awaits each of Donald Trump’s tweets with increasing anxiety, as he uses them to systematically undermine the separation of powers, attack companies he believes have damaged his family’s interests, and decree that any bad news about him is a lie (and that’s just in the past two days). Perhaps then, some on Twitter could be forgiven for taking a bit of time out on Wednesday to point and laugh at one of the more bizarre pronouncements to come from the White House pulpit since Trump took office.
Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017
Trump may have been referring to what he thinks should be an “easy D-cision” by the court currently deciding whether to keep in place a halt to his hugely controversial travel ban, which many view as xenophobic and unconstitutional. “It’s really incredible to me that we have a court case that’s going on so long,” Trump told a police conference in Washington earlier on Wednesday. “They’re interpreting things differently than probably 100% of the people in this room.”
Then again, many of his Twitter followers speculated that he may have been referring to something else.
Here we feminists thought Trump would do nothing for women, but it’s only week two and he’s tackling the national shortage of easy D.
— Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) February 8, 2017
@realDonaldTrump Easy D must make @VP really uncomfortable.
— Adrienne Bailey (@Schmaids) February 8, 2017
— Grindr (@Grindr) February 8, 2017
"cmon courts, why u gotta make Donald wait for that easy D?"
— jake (@jakebeckman) February 8, 2017
Got off a plane and this incoherent bullshit greets me. WTF is this about? What is Easy D? Straight Outta Nordstroms? https://t.co/SJ2avSYCIW
— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) February 8, 2017
Easy D? Could be a lot of things: https://t.co/nbcTiYzgfE
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) February 8, 2017
(We know what you're thinking, but that's NSFW: https://t.co/vuZWDKqMFT)
"Easy D don't come for free, she's a real lady"
— Raya Jalabi (@rayajalabi) February 8, 2017
Trump be like:
— Jamiles Lartey (@JamilesLartey) February 8, 2017
#easyD pic.twitter.com/XNu3lbnQoH
Buzzfeed: Trump Tweeted "Easy D" and Everyone's Mocking It
— Alex Hern (@alexhern) February 8, 2017
Vox: What Is Easy D, Anyway?
NYT: Trump, With Tweet, Sets Out D Agenda
SNL writers right now. #EasyD pic.twitter.com/dzUAStc0ta
— #TB📎 (@TBpnw) February 8, 2017
I'm unfollowing anyone not tweeting about #EasyD
— Matt Hogan (@MateusJames) February 8, 2017
We've been given a gift. Don't squander it!
OK, back to work.
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) February 8, 2017