Why are they paired? Genuine millionaires are supposed to eat the latter
Mark: 3.5/5
Comments: a very fine crumb, and could have been more treacly and less lemony, but overall it's just much nicer
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Mark: 2.5/5
Comments: doesn't pretend to be anything snazzy, a salty-ish yet sweet indulgence with a good biscuit to caramel ratio
Verdict: Duchy Originals wins on marks, but Morrisons reckoned to be better value for money Photograph: Alicia Canter
Why are they paired? Both involve chocolate
Mark: 4/5
Comments: Surprisingly delicious - very relieved that what looked like earwax on the packet was actually stem ginger. Nearly perfect
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Mark: 2.5/5
Comments: Pastry a bit cardboardy, chocolate good but disappointing overall
Verdict: Duchy again on points and this time on value for money too. The fact that there are 8 biscuits in a packet against only 5 eclairs went down well with our group of gourmets Photograph: Alicia Canter
Why are they paired? A chocolate biscuit is a chocolate biscuit, however ennobled
Mark: 3.5/5
Comments: a good crunchy / soft combination with lovely chocolate, but could have been more orangy
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Marks: 2.5/5
Comments: OK, so it's a choc chip cookie
Verdict: Duchy wins on taste and value - one more for the cavaliers Photograph: Alicia Canter
Why are they paired? At last we're comparing apples with apples. Or is that next week?
Mark: 4.5/5
Comments: Crunchy and very buttery - only my mother's shortbread is better
The verdict's on the next ... oh, you knew that already? Well excuse me Photograph: Alicia Canter
Mark: 1/5
Comments: Granular and synthetic, just not buttery enough
Verdict: it has to be Duchy again, all that time Prince Charles spends in a kilt has clearly paid off Photograph: Alicia Canter
Why are they paired? They've both been selected by somebody, somewhere
Mark: 1.5/5
Comments: This chocolate isn't as good as the chocolate on the Duchy biscuits. Way too sickly, cheap flavoured, nasty and overpriced
Blimey. C'mon, turn the page ... Photograph: Alicia Canter
Mark: 3/5
Comments: What you see is what you get. Amazing value but likely to induce immediate sugar coma
Verdict: Reach for your bun, it's victory for Morrisons. The Duchy truffles were just too darn dear for our down-home tasting posse. So probably an honourable draw overall Photograph: Alicia Canter
