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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
World
Richard Adams

Drop dead Fred

The world's laziest presidential candidate, Fred Thompson - a man who makes a hibernating tortoise seem like it's on crystal meth - may not be long for the world of primary politics.

The Politico reports that Thompson may drop out after a poor showing in Iowa tonight, and then endorse John McCain for the Republican nomination. It quotes a Thompson adviser as saying: "Without a solid third-place finish, there's no point in going on.... It was an honorable race, and he turned out to be a good candidate. The moment had just passed."

Apart from Thompson being an awful candidate, as it turned out, that makes sense. But the piece's killer line reads:

Thompson's departure could shake up the race more than his continued presence.


When they write stuff like that about your campaign, it really is time to get out.

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