Dressing up
TK Maxx
There are some amazing designer bargains to be had if you rummage hard enough in their new Kensington High Street branch. Credit-crunch chic ahoy!
Kaiser chiefs
No one ever believes us when we say how much we like this band. We do. We like new single 'Never Miss A Beat', too. Deal with it
Aubin & Wills
We're strangely attracted to the new Jack Wills diffusion line. The pleat-fronted shirts are especially alluring
Dressing down
David Jason for M&S, Paul bloody Daniels for Tesco
Just show us the food and the prices, not low-rent celebs
Bob Dylan
First Madonna, then Geri Halliwell, now Bob Dylan publishes a children's book, called Forever Young. Let's hope it's not as incomprehensible as his lyrics. Children will cry
Panda eyes
Can anyone out there stop their neo-goth eyeliner from sliding down their cheeks? If so, can you show us how?