Dressing up
London art bonanza
Frieze Art Fair starts on 17 October, KounterKulture on the 15th and London is full of ace shows, such as Debbie Lawson's Chairway to Heaven at the Economist Plaza, SW1. Go and improve your mind
Sarah Silverman
The American comedian has her first UK stand-up date on 19 October. If you don't get tickets, do YouTube her song 'I'm fucking Matt Damon'. It won an Emmy, you know
Dress for Success
Harvey Nichols teams up with this women's charity to provide clothes for the disadvantaged. Donate and you get a discount voucher for Harvey Nics. Ace
Dressing down
The Bond song
Who would have thought it was possible to record a worse Bond title song than Sheryl Crow or Audioslave's Chris Cornell? Somehow Jack White and Alicia Keys have managed it
Popbitch 2009
This greatest hits book of the celeb gossip email newsletter feels weirdly dated and twee. To be honest, we'd rather browse TMZ than this
Credit crunch
A phrase that's become so meaningless at this point in the financial meltdown that we actually picture a box of cereal when we hear it now
