Drake has released his fifth studio album, Scorpion a two-disc, 25-track release that clocks in at a daunting 90 minutes.
It comes with a pretty hilarious cover, which has a throwback feel and consists of a signed picture of Drake in monochrome.
Scorpion is low on featuring credits, with Jay Z, Ty Dolla $ign and Static Major appearing on tracks alongside the posthumous vocals of Michael Jackson. Producers who worked on the album include long-serving Drake collaborators Noah "40" Shebib and Boi-1da.
It comes with an editor's note, which appears to attempt to pre-empt the usual criticisms that dog the rapper:
I HATE WHEN DRAKE RAPS
DRAKE SINGS TOO MUCH
DRAKE IS A POP ARTIST
DRAKE DOESN’T EVEN WRITE HIS OWN SONGS
DRAKE TOOK AN L
DRAKE DIDN’T START FROM THE BOTTOM
DRAKE IS FINISHED
I LIKE DRAKE'S OLDER STUFF
DRAKE MAKES MUSIC FOR GIRLS
DRAKE THINKS HE’S JAMAICAN
DRAKE IS AN ACTOR
DRAKE CHANGED
ANYBODY ELSE > DRAKE …
YEAH YEAH WE KNOW
Here follows some first impressions of the album track-by-track as we spin it for the first time. Settle in its going to be a long ride (please allow a moment for the live blog to load).
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I used to challenge my parents on every album
Now I'm embarrassed to tell 'em I ended up as a co-parent
Always promised the family unit
I wanted it to be different because I've been through it
But this is the harsh truth now
Take pictures, post on Insta'
Your friends say they miss ya
But they don't really miss ya
Haven't been official in a long time
Most of these things I don't wanna say (jaded)
I follow one of your friends, you unfollow me
So much for that, girl, summer just started and we're already done
Only beggin' that I do is me beggin' your pardon
Only tryin' that I do is me tryin' the hardest
Only problems I do are math problems with profit
Only lyin' I do is lyin' out in the tropics
Only cryin' I do is cryin' from laughin' 'bout it
Only lackin' I can do is my lack of responses
Only rest that I do is "Where the rest of my commas?"
Still I rise, Maya Angelou vibes
^^^ This is a bad verse
Is there more? Yes, there certainly f*cking is, another 13 tracks to be precise.
But within the context of the album Drake is speaking philosophically here, wondering whether the flashy life he's living is really a life at all. "Is there more to life than goin' on trips to Dubai?" he asks, to which the answer is of course 'Oh my god yes, stop going to Dubai ffs.'
A stream of consciousness track, it has the open-ended feeling of '6PM in New York' and, if the rumour is to be believed, marks the end of the rap half of the album, before a more R&B-orientated half starts.
Drake and Hov collabs have a checkered history. 'Light Up' is one of my favourite tracks on Thank Me Later, while 'Pound Cake / Paris Morton Music 2' in 2013 served up possibly Jay's weakest ever verse. Then there's the whole 'Pop Style' debacle, with Drake sending the song off to Kanye for a guest verse only for it to come back with bars from both Kanye and Jay, the latter of whom Drake didn't actually really want on the track. Awkward.
Any beef seems to have been put to one side though, and 'Talk Up' is a fierce reflection on the streets on how these two men's childhoods have shaped them. I'm into that distant G-funk synth low in the mix.
It's Jay's verse that stands out here, particularly the headline-grabbing line "I got your president tweetin', I won't even meet with him", which seems to simultaneously diss Trump and Kanye.
10. Sandra's Rose
Sandra's Rose! I hope this is launched as a new fragrance. Drake seems to be the rose in question, Sandra being his mother. It's an incredibly forgettable beat here but some nice lyrical dexterity from Drake.
He sounds pretty confident about his ability to deflect the negativity he attracts, but does Scorpion have a sting in its tail? "Spoiler alert: the second act is tragic" he raps, possibly referring to the album's second disc...
And my haters either on they way to work or they arrived
I swear I get so passionate, y'all do not know the half of it
Scorpion is streaming now on Spotify, Apple Music and Tidal.
